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  1. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Actually, I will update my previous post after seeing the thread about 'Black Licorice'.

    I AM fanatical about removing any food in my teeth (why I don't eat licorice). I feel it, it's there, and I cannot rest until it's gone. It's tough at a dinner party, but I keep those little 'toothpick/flossers' in my pocket so I can excuse myself and head to the bathroom.

    I absolutely cannot stand things in my teeth.
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      I have those babies stashed everywhere! My purse, car, bathroom, end table, and desk at work. I HATE having food caught in my teeth!
       
      Aqua Marine, Dec 10, 2022
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  2. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I can recite, from memory, nearly every line Alice Kramden spoke in every episode of The Honeymooners, plus the more memorable lines of Ralph and Ed.
     
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      One of these days... One of these days... POW! Right in the kisser!
       
      crhurricane, Dec 16, 2022
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  3. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    Awesome show.
     
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      …but can it core a apple?
       
      aesopstails, Dec 8, 2022
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  4. Horny hiy

    Horny hiy Porn Star

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    Norton! To the Moon Alice. Beufort T Justice. The Hustler. The Jackie Gleson Show. He was awesome.
     
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  5. kenno20

    kenno20 Porno Junky

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    I found this a few days ago...

    its pure comedy gold.... And he has albums and no i havent just come out the closet xD

    Friend sent me a song called gay n***a hours by them and apparently i fell into the rabbit hole..... Thats enough internet for today xD

    Screenshot_20221208_032447_Apple Music.jpg
     
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  6. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    I have mastered 'weird'.
     
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  7. Distant Lover

    Distant Lover Master of Facts

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    When I was in my twenties I liked to go into cemeteries after dark and smoke marijuana. The older and spookier the cemetery was, the more I liked it. I never saw any ghosts. The scariest thing that happened to me was when I was almost arrested. :eek:
     
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  8. lezJulie

    lezJulie Porno Junky

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    Won’t walk through the darkness, scared of spiders and anything that flies or crawls, so definitely not nearby any trees or bushes, I am feeling paranoid that something could get on me ;)
     
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  9. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I have cold urticaria. Hilarious considering where I live :cautious:
     
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    1. Horny hiy
      How cold is it there? Visiting Brisay, Quebec and it hit -2. Faranheiet not Celsius.
       
      Horny hiy, Dec 10, 2022
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    2. Cherrypop
      It was way down in the negative double digits. Now it’s warm again. Mother Nature is drunk.
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 10, 2022
    3. Ed Itor
      Yeah & she doesn't share either.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 12, 2022
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  10. John227

    John227 Porn Star

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    What is weird to one or some is normal to others. And vice versa. Everything about me is weird, from one point of view. Everything about me is normal, from another point of view.

    An example is this forum. My sexual tastes may seem normal to most other members but will seem weird to society as a whole.
     
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    2. Horny hiy
      Sorry I misread it. Wishing you a wonderful day and stay warm.
       
      Horny hiy, Dec 10, 2022
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    3. Cherrypop
      No worries. Have a great day too!
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 10, 2022
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    4. John227
      Thank you, Cherrypop. I'm going to get a real avatar between Xmas and New Year's.
       
      John227, Dec 10, 2022
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    5. Cherrypop
      Ooh! A picture?
       
      Cherrypop, Dec 10, 2022
    6. Ed Itor
      Yeah probably The Airbender or the blue tailed person.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 12, 2022
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  11. odi144

    odi144 Porn Star

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    I have ESP
     
    1. Aqua Marine
      Me too. I knew you were going to say that.
       
      Aqua Marine, Dec 11, 2022
    2. Ed Itor
      That was my mother's & wife's talent.
       
      Ed Itor, Dec 12, 2022
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  12. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT ME !!! C20F0B5B-0AAA-43F3-A429-CC58353E7FC8.jpeg
     
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  13. pipelayer87

    pipelayer87 Porno Junky

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    Terrified of spiders... to the point of hurting myself if it means getting away from it.
    Every time I eat spaghetti, I make sandwiches out of it.
    Favorite midnight snack is peanut butter and maple syrup mixed together.
     
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    1. Aqua Marine
      I'm the same about spiders.
       
      Aqua Marine, Dec 11, 2022
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  14. ncsubcd6997

    ncsubcd6997 Porn Star

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    I dunno. I'm 1000 % normal.............y'all fuckin weirdos. lol.....................jk
     
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  15. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    Growing up, I would toast my pop-tarts and then put a slice of Kraft American Cheese on them and eat them like that.
     
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    2. Prowler86
      Did you do that too? lol
       
      Prowler86, Dec 10, 2022
    3. Aqua Marine
      Yikes.
       
      Aqua Marine, Dec 11, 2022
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      It was good :p
       
      Prowler86, Dec 12, 2022
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    When something is really popular or trendy, I lose all desire for it, for some reason, and will avoid it like the plague. This applies to books and movies as well.
    I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies, or any of the Star Trek movies either, and have zero desire to see them. And the same goes for most really popular movies.
     
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    1. Luke818
      I'm like that to
       
      Luke818, Dec 10, 2022
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      When lace clothing first became popular, I did refuse to wear it for multiple years lol.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 10, 2022
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  17. thecheese134

    thecheese134 Porn Surfer

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    I like mayonnaise on lettuce
     
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      You just eat lettuce with mayonnaise on it and nothing else?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Dec 11, 2022
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  18. Harry_n_Wild

    Harry_n_Wild Sex Machine

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    People have a hard time believing it but...
    I've had headaches my entire life.
    Started when I was young and can get real bad.
    Usually my indicator for more sleep/rest.
     
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    1. Horny hiy
      My mother used to lay down and put a pillow over her eyes.
       
      Horny hiy, Dec 11, 2022
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  19. Turning50

    Turning50 Amateur

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    BBQ is everything. Even above sex. Well, I haven't had real sex in a long time, but still..
     
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      For the ribs, a mix of hickory BBQ and "Sweet Baby Rays" BBQ. Cook slow over indirect heat, then finish hot with sauce :) For the chicken, marinaded in a spicy asada sauce
       
      Turning50, Dec 11, 2022
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    3. Horny hiy
      Sweet Baby Ray's is the best.
       
      Horny hiy, Dec 11, 2022
    4. conroe4
      I wish they made it without high fructose corn syrup.
       
      conroe4, Dec 11, 2022
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  20. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    There's nothing we wei wier weird about me. Im pe per perf perfectly normal - just ask my next door neighbor.

    Oh yeah... scratch that. My next door neighbor was mysteriously 'tortured to death'.
    Don't look at me - I was at Dennys Restaurant and I have the receipt.
     
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